I remember thinking that by our 50's, we'd be spending our days with our saggy bits nestled into the sofa, watching our shows whilst flipping through Shady Pines brochures.
IDK where I got this notion from, but I guess our mothers 50 certainly looked a lot different.
Well, it turns out Dullsville wasn't a place I could reside in, and frump wasn't gonna be my fate..